Pres. Statement On Upcoming Tumor Surgery

AUGUST 4, 2024 - Yesterday afternoon(August 3), I underwent my routine medical examinations and physical and doctors discovered a dormant tumour on my breast-bone, a T-shaped bone at the center of my chest. The tumor they say can be removed during a non-invasive, minimally invasive procedure. To ensure my continued fight against cancer, I will have the tumor removed later this week. However, the date in which my surgery will take place is currently under wraps and we will not announce that date at this time.

During the surgery, Vice President Travis Loretti will take over limited duties as the acting President Of The United States Of Jesstopia. Upon completion, I will resume my duties as your President. I plan on working, while I recover from surgery, so Vice President Loretti will serve as President until I awake from Surgery. At this time, I am working to finish off signing on several bills that I won't be able to under anaestesia. 

This surgery is non-life threatening, so there is no need to worry or panic. I will be under the care of incredible doctors and I will recover nicely at the Nationalist House, and spend a day at the Nationalist House Medical Center.

Signed,

John McCallum

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF JESSTOPIA