McCallum Orders Execution Of Six Palestinian Terrorists

MAY 24, 2024

RUFUS - President John McCallum has just announced that he authorized the execution of six people who have been identified as known palestinian terrorists who sought refuge in the United States Of Jesstopia in 2014. They are linked to Palestinian military personnel that were responsible for the airstrike. They were immediate arrested by the Federal Crimes Investigation Service.

"These people came into our country seeking refuge, from the people they vowed to disinfranchise, and denounce," said President McCallum. "Then they turn around and support the same people the feared, when seeking asylum, then aided them in attacking our country, our territories and our people. They wrote their fates and sealed them when the airstrike hit Dyrk and killed 25 people. There is no sympathy needed for these people and their deaths serves as a warning to any other terrorist organizations who wish to attack this country. We are not affraid of you, and you decided to pick a fight with the wrong country. For any one who tries to attack us in the future, may god have mercy on you, and may you pray for survival. Jesstopia will not be deterred, and threatened into doing anything and I will not be pushed around as President Of The United States Of Jesstopia."

The President issued apologies to the families of those killed on Dyrk by Palestine, for the deaths of those involved not coming sooner. He also issued that justice would continue to be served as Palestinian terrorists are rounded up across the country. The President also signed a slew of emergency declarations to circumvent the approval of Congress including "Citing national security concerns," "concerns of the threat to life, limb and property."

Congress had already expressed that they support the President's doing as Jesstopian and Cambridgian  nationals were killed when the airstrike occurred. Congress quietly allotted funding to the President's war chest, which he divested to the prison in which the executions took place.