Statement By President Laylin On Palestine Travel Ban And Sanctions

February 21, 2025 - I was made aware of a video that shows Palestinians and Hamas terrorists celebrating the deaths of four Israeli people, while parading their coffins across the region in celebration of their deaths. Previously, we had recognized that not all Palestinians agreed with the Sentiment of Hamas, but after viewing the video of Palestinians celebrating these deceased individuals, I have changed our country's course on the matter.

To start, effective today, ALL Palestinians are banned from traveling to the United States Of Jesstopia until further notice. This ban effects those already in the country and effective today, February 21, 2025, these individuals will begin being rounded up and deported. They will not be allowed to return to the United States Of Jesstopia for any purpose, plan or reason. 

Secondly, I have imposed harsh sanctions against Palestine including freezing all Palestinian-owned business accounts, bank accounts and other program accounts for Palestinians living here and abroad, blocking Palestinian investment and financial firms from operating within the country. Palestinians must leave the country within the next 24 hours or face arrest and a 30 day detainment. 

You are not wanted nor welcome here. Go back to your country and forget returnig here any time soon. We will decide what's best for our own national interests and when we decide when or even if you will ever be welcome back here, that will be posted here.

Signed, 

Jay Laylin

President Of The United States Of Jesstopia