President Laylin Introduces No Jesstopian Harms Act

February 26, 2025 - Where in any part of any civilized world is murder justified? No where, and never should be. But what is even worse is when an Illegal alien enters a foreign nation, commits murder of citizen of that land, and is simply given a life sentence. Today I announce that I am pushing to pass the No Jesstopian Harmed Act, which will make it an instant death penalty case, for foreign nationals or illegal aliens who murder any Jesstopian citizen whether in the United States Of Jesstopia or abroad. 

The purpose of this act is to ensure that Illegals face the consequences of harming any Jesstopian within the United States Of Jesstopia or abroad. This act will:

1. Require the immediate death penalty be granted to any foreign national, illegal or foreign terrorist.

2. Require federal courts to hand down the death penalty if convicted by a Grand Jury.

3. Require State Courts to refer Illegal Alien Murder cases to a federal prosecutor for full prosecution and execution of the Death Penalty sentence.

4. All Foreign nations to comply with, and in the prosecution and application of the death penalty.

This act comes on the heels of the conviction of José Antonio Ibarra, who was convicted by a US Court. More cases like Laken Riley's should never happen again and it is our duties as a Government to prevent just that.

Signed,

Jay Laylin

President Of The United States Of Jesstopia